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Yui is not just gay, INCREDIBLY gay.

WHAT ABOUT NO.
I'M TOTALLY NHOMMESEXUAL.

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Prussia hugged Yui because Yui is pervy.

O_O

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You're Hetalia lover is England! nHomme

Mouais, je trouve son caractère rigolo

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Yui is 95% pervy because he/she humps the policeman in/on the nude!!!!

COMMENT ? JE SAVAIS PAS QUE NHOMME ETAIT POLICIER ?!

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Yui's fetish is BOOKS. All of the books...

Am I Shogo ?

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Yui is 10% scary enough ＾ω＾ ?

Pas plus ? Bon.

http://en.shindanmaker.com/404824

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Chapy is from Coumarine City and picks a Fennekin. In the end, they become a Professor.

OUI ! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA !

http://en.shindanmaker.com/402681

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Chapy becomes Mega Chapy! Mega Chapy uses Wing Attack... It's not very effective...

:'I

http://en.shindanmaker.com/400188

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Chapy ran out of gas so Connie Springer pours soda down your eyes

...

http://en.shindanmaker.com/399545

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Chapy is 78％ psychopath.

M-même pas vrai ! :(

http://en.shindanmaker.com/398582

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If Chapy was in a manga he/she would die in an explosion

Un manga par Michael Bay ?

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Miette Halia becomes Mega Miette Halia! Mega Miette Halia uses Tackle... It's super effective!

*Bombe le torse*

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Miette Halia is from Snowbelle City and picks a Fennekin. In the end, they live in a cave.

#My life

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Lisa is from Vaniville Town and picks a Fennekin. In the end, they never beat the first gym.

Ah merde. XD

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Lisa becomes Mega Lisa! Mega Lisa uses Water Gun... It has no effect!

:(

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Lisa is 47％ psychopath.

Ben ça va. :)

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If Lisa was in a manga he/she would be killed by his/her friend

:(

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Topaz is from Couriway Town and picks a Froakie. In the end, they marry Diantha.

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Topaz becomes Mega Topaz! Mega Topaz uses Swords Dance... It has no effect!

Et merde.

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Topaz is 100％ psychopath.

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If Topaz was in a manga he/she would be killed by the main antagonist

Bon bah, au moins, j'aurais eu l'honneur d'être tuer par le méchant.

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Dizzy is from Dendemille Town and picks a Froakie. In the end, they cry.

liek if y crey evrhytime

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Dizzy becomes Mega Dizzy! Mega Dizzy uses Bind... It's super effective!

Étreinte

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Dizzy joined the Scouting Legion so Levi fondles your bellybutton

H-Heichou... Nani wo shiteru  

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Dizzy is 54％ psychopath.

Seulement 54?

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If Dizzy was in a manga he/she would die in an explosion

Je deviendrais une oeuvre d'art

Mélina a écrit:

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Mélina is from Laverre City and picks a Froakie. In the end, they marry Prof. Sycamore.

Oh My Arceus !  La vie de rêve ! Que je vienne de Romant-sous-Bois n'est un secret pour personne et la tête de Greninja commence à moins me déplaire donc ça va. J'ai juste pas compris le "they marry"... Je partage Platane avec mon Pokémon ? WTF ?

Non, on utilise "they" quand le sexe de la personne est indéterminé
Au passage, je suis jalouse de ton futur. :I

Miette Halia a écrit:

Topazique a écrit:

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Topaz is from Couriway Town and picks a Froakie. In the end, they marry Diantha.

*Caresse le dos de Topaz en la rassurant*

M-Miette-Sempai...

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Capumain is from Laverre City and picks a Fennekin. In the end, they join Team Flare.

Mouhahahahaha Team Flare trop sawg !

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Capumain becomes Mega Capumain! Mega Capumain uses Headbutt... It has no effect!

TG

http://en.shindanmaker.com/400477

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Topaz is a well-loved homeless person who takes care of a boyfriend.

http://en.shindanmaker.com/389920

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Rin kisses Topaz while Makoto is watching

J'espère juste que c'était pas à bouche ouverte...


http://en.shindanmaker.com/389425

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Topaz is of deathof death's causeJustinStabbed in the ass.

Eh ?!


http://en.shindanmaker.com/219707

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Don't look behind you, Topaz , now is a good time to get away from that woman from the well

http://en.shindanmaker.com/221007

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Topaz wants a soulmate... but had to lower their Compatibility stat for other benefits.

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Yui is a magical single parent who wants to become a boy.

EUH NON. NON. SINGLE PARENT CA DOIT ETRE LE PIRE. ET JVEUX PAS DEVENIR UN GARÇON.

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Rei nHomme kisses Yui while Nagisa is watching

Quel stalker ce Nagisa !

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Yui is Takadais Food's causeJustinby.

what

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Don't look in the closet, Yui , now is a good time to get away from your mom

M-mais je dois lui faire signer un mot

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Yui wants a real friend... but they haven't built them yet.

:I

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Astoria is from Coumarine City and picks a Chespin. In the end, they cry.

...

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Astoria is 50％ psychopath.

Je sais pas comment le prendre =/

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If Astoria was in a manga he/she would be killed in battle

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Astoria gets diarrhea so Zoë Hange pours soda down your eyes

This. Is. Epic.

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Astoria becomes Mega Astoria! Mega Astoria uses Poison Sting... It's not very effective...

Yay, je suis une enflure de type poison !

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Astoria is a outgoing homeless person who has a pet girl.

A croire que je suis vraiment un clodo à grande gueule xD

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Astoria is is Suicideis Foodis ChokingJustinStabbed in the ass.

Hihu... Da hell x)

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Don't go to sleep, Astoria , now is a good time to get away from that moving statue

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Astoria wants a real friend... sadly, they never found out that they are actually a duck.

Exactly !

http://en.shindanmaker.com/411604

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Astoria got hugged to death by Mikasa

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Astoria's fetish is trees.

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Astoria is super duper gay

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Chapy is a outgoing college student who fights for their dog.

>outgoing

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Rei kisses Chapy while Nagisa is watching

NAGISLUT STOP WATCHING

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Chapy is ( homo)Fightof deathis ****:Got.

???????????????????????

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Don't go to sleep, Chapy , now is a good time to get away from that creepy little girl

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Chapy wants a true friend... but had to lower their Compatibility stat for other benefits.

C'est exactement ça.

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Chapy got kissed to life by Connie

Eh-

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Dizzy is a friendless high-schooler who takes care of a wife.

Asto, Twask 

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Haru kisses Dizzy while Makoto is watching

HARU, POORU WA SOKO JA NEE!

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Dizzy is : heartbrokenDeathis ChokingbyAndrea.

Wat

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Don't look above you, Dizzy , now is a good time to get away from that moving statue

GUERTANA, POURQUOI METTRE UNE STATUE AU PLAFOND?

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Dizzy wants a spouse... little do they know that their life is a scripted reality show.

Ma vie était un mensonge 

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Dizzy got hugged to life by Mikasa

http://www.memegen.net/viewmeme.pl

Père : Suède. De quoi faire bien peur aux potes du bahut !
Mère : Belarus. OUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII !! ACOZU9ACUZ9ACU. [De quoi faire encore plus peur aux potes du bahut.]
Petite Soeur : Belarus. Là faut que mon père m'explique, parce que là, c'est pas trop normal. Même si je la veux bien en soeur aussi.
Grand-frère : Russie. Tiens, ça, ça parait logique. Je suis peut-être Ukraine ?
Meilleure amie : Seychelle. OUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII.
Amoureux : Italy. Daaaaaw.
Cousin : Grèce. Ah bah ça doit être animé quand il vient. Ahahahah.
Ennemie : Russie. Arf. Avoir son frère comme ennemie. Dure vie. )':
Hero : Cuba. Ou devrais-je dire... Cubàsové.
Ton futur époux : Spain. Au moins, je risque pas vraiment d'avoir des engueulades avec.
Stalker : Italy. Italy, je te croyais pas comme ça. ):

Ah oui, t'inquiètes, je vais parler à papa, je vois pas pourquoi il te déteste. ):

http://pokemon.step.lv
Bon, c'est pas vraiment un test mais

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Go faire le pokéathlon \o/

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Speed ★★★★★ 5
Power ★★★ 3
Skill ★★★★★ 5
Stamina ★★★ 3
Jump ★★★★★ 5
Total 21

fucking pleb get on my level

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Articuno

Speed ★★★★ 4 Power ★★★★ 4 Skill ★★★★★ 5 Stamina ★★★ 3 Jump ★★★★★ 5 Total 21

got

omedetou

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Speed ★★★★ 4
Power ★★★★ 4
Skill ★★★★ 4
Stamina ★★★★ 4
Jump ★★★★ 4
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im pikatchu